Happy 4th of JulyIndependence Day weekend to everyone! Please salute “Old Glory” and kiss her if you are an American. God bless her if you bleed because you served. And wipe your sweat with her cloth if it makes you feel better. That’s what she’s for.
For all the actual remaining biological men out there in society who still respect their penis and who view what is happening on TV as a video game gone VR, when you break away from your screens check us out. We have great health tips coming for you each month to help you get through the election, such as:
EMERGENCY HEALTH TIP 1: If you are about to commit suicide, please read “The Book of Job.” You can’t miss it before you go.
EMERGENCY HEALTH TIP 2: Watch season 4 episode 11 of the series ‘Person of Interest,’ the “If-Then-Else” episode on Netflix or wherever you watch. Obviously, it is a conspiracy theory. Hint, hint. But what if, ya know? Get high first if allowed in your state to experience the full effect. I’ve heard.
We will have a poll in the fall to select the date of the first annual “Biggest Beef” International Grill Contest where all entrants must post proof of their beef size using a photograph or video in a measurement context. This type of competition challenges the creative mind because there’s lots of factors to consider and is a great substitute for face-to-face tailgating.
And much, much more!
Read all my monthly health tips for real men beginning Labor Day on johnstuartedwards.com
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