America After the 2024 Presidential Election
Washington D.C. The US stock market permanently closed today as Wall Street investors withdrew all investment capital from the global economy. The US, a former global superpower in the world, has a new government now.
President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez today signed into law an Amendment to abolish the U.S. Constitution effective immediately.
The President published the new law using the hashtag #newlaw in a tweet this morning which says, “The Constitution of the United States is hereby rescinded.”
The tweet contained an image of the newly signed law.
Prior to making “its” announcement, the President was seen boarding the new space shuttle version of Air Force One. President Cortez has gone back and forth between sexes for years, and switched back again to self identify as a female in her inauguration speech. There is no word yet whether she will change back to being a man now that she is a dictator, or begin referring to herself as some sort of hybrid like she did back in 2023, when she was the Secretary of State.
After the President’s announcement, Vice President Ilhan Omar called the action “A monumental achievement.” Then she said, “I call on the entire nation to take to the streets and participate with all your other villagers in this historic event, our first mandatory national prayer to our new President.”
A spokesperson for Omar said that armed prayer monitoring robots and drones were being deployed by the F.B.I. to all major population centers in the northeast and west coast. Meanwhile, volunteer armed militias that resisted last year’s national gun confiscation still continued to battle the government backed Antifa forces in the south and across the mid-west. The government has had many problems with its weapons systems. For instance, last month Resistance forces hacked an entire squadron of government drones and a battalion of killer robots and turned them on over 45,000 Antifa fighters in Detroit, Michigan. It was a blood bath, watching thousands of robots execute their own human fighters on YouTube before the government shut it down.
Not to be outdone, former House Speaker Rashida Tlaib, who was appointed deputy vice-president under the new communist government, was entering her limousine when she was asked by a reporter from the China state run news agency whether the US will have any elected representation.
Reporter: “Your Excellency, with all due pardon to your highness and greatness, will the US have elected representation?”
Tlaib responded with a loud grunt and pulled out her smartphone as she climbed into her limo surrounded by armed security guards.
A few moments later, she issued this statement on Twitter that bans all citizen input for everyone and imposes penalties for non-compliance.
“#newlaw – Effective immediately, all questions about citizen input are banned inside this country. Asking any questions about the government will result in imprisonment of 5 years or more.”
House Speaker Rashida Tlaib’s sanity is a concern after a video from 8 years ago surfaced. With her new power to block all citizen input, there is concern by citizens across all areas of the country that she may “have to be dethroned,” whatever that means.
In other news today, Gold hit a new high of $179 thousand dollars per ounce and sources close to the President say “it” is looking for a replacement currency for the US dollar, and a replacement for the American flag.
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
In a poll taken prior to the enactment of Public Law 1, 99.9 percent of all Americans said they supported term limits for all members of Congress. Asked in surveys why it was never enacted, all respondents said that they never called Congress to demand it back when they were free.
YOU CAN STOP ALL THIS FROM HAPPENING
CALL 202-224-3121
Ask to speak to your Senator
DEMAND THAT CONGRESS VOTE ON
an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to limit the number of terms that a Member of Congress may serve
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