Buyers from Hell

I have bought and sold many homes in my life, the most recent a fabulous waterfront property on Lake of the Woods in Virginia where for nearly 11 years we had the most wonderful neighbors and made the best of friends. We absolutely loved living on the lake and we will miss everyone we knew there!

When I was asked, however, to compare my home selling experience at Lake of the Woods with the many homes I have bought and sold in my life, I responded that I would rather be tortured with a high voltage cattle prod shoved up my ass than to have to sell another waterfront home at Lake of the Woods. The entire “selling” experience was cruel and unusual punishment.

Now that the sale is finally complete and recorded and paid, I think the words of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr are appropriate to describe how we feel today:

“Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty we are free at last.”

Have a great winter everyone, and remember – if you are thinking about selling waterfront property at Lake of the Woods in Virginia – consider torturing yourself repeatedly with a high voltage cattle prod first. Then you will be prepared for all the pain and suffering and torture that lies ahead.

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